Campground Incident Report Funny Racoon

Some campground crimes never get solved. 🦝

Case #017 documents a particularly brazen snack theft involving one raccoon, one bag of cheese chips, and a suspect who remains completely uncooperative.

Designed to resemble a vintage ranger case file, this distressed outdoor graphic features a raccoon “evidence photo,” Department of Trail Incidents seal, witness statements, official trail record badge, and the unfortunate case status:

CAUSE: Raccoon

PROPERTY LOST: 1 Bag of Cheese Chips

SUSPECT: Uncooperative

STATUS: AT LARGE

Look closely and you'll find even more details—including a questionable squirrel witness and the suspect's known tendency to travel in small gangs.

Perfect for campers, hikers, RV travelers, national park lovers, outdoorsy families, raccoon enthusiasts, and anyone who knows better than to leave the snacks unattended.

Great gift for: camping dads and moms, hiking buddies, campground regulars, RV owners, outdoor lovers, and the person in your group who was supposed to secure the food.

Part of the Department of Trail Incidents collection—documenting questionable decisions, campground crimes, and other unfortunate events in the great outdoors.

Protect your snacks. The suspect remains AT LARGE. 🦝🌲

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Product features

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- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean fit

- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

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- OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced US cotton; DTF/DTG printed options available

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean