Trail Incident Report Subject Underestimated the Incline Funny Tshirt

For the hikers who have ever looked at a trail map and thought, “That doesn’t look too bad.” 😏

The Department of Trail Incidents — Case #042 tee officially documents one of hiking’s most common miscalculations:

Subject underestimated the incline.

Designed to look like a vintage ranger incident report, this outdoorsy graphic features a distressed Department of Trail Incidents seal, topographic map details, case information, and an official CASE CLOSED stamp.

Perfect for hikers, campers, trail lovers, national park travelers, and anyone who has discovered halfway up a mountain that the word moderate is highly subjective.

Design details:

Vintage-inspired Department of Trail Incidents graphic

Case #042: Subject underestimated the incline

Distressed, worn-in outdoor aesthetic

Large back graphic

Unisex style

Great hiking or camping gift

Ideal for trail trips, camping weekends, national park adventures, or everyday wear

Because some adventures deserve more than a photograph.

They deserve an incident report.

Soft, breathable, and unapologetically simple — this lightweight crew tee slips into your life like a familiar friend. The smooth ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin, while the clean neckline and classic fit create a relaxed silhouette that layers easily or stands on its own. Thoughtfully constructed with taped shoulders and a ribbed collar to keep shape after countless wears. Subtle natural flecks in the unprocessed color add character. Durable stitching and OEKO-TEX® certification mean you can reach for this shirt again and again, whether you’re heading out for a slow weekend coffee run or settling in for a cozy night at home.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth drape and reduced waste

- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to maintain shape and prevent stretching

- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety

- DTG/DTF printing options with durable sleeve and neck prints; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean